Thursday, October 23, 2008

CRAP FILM ALERT: Lucy Liu












Watching the Detectives

Owner of Gumshoe Video, movie geek Neil (Cillian Murphy) leads an unexciting life, preferring to get his thrills from his favorite noir films. But when gorgeous flesh-and-blood femme fatale Violet (Lucy Liu) walks into his life, Neil finds that silver screen intrigue, adventure and danger are no match for the real thing. Directed by Paul Soter, this charming romantic comedy co-stars Jason Sudeikis, Heather Burns, Dennis Gubbins and Tara Orr.

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Rise: Blood Hunter
Reporter Sadie Blake (Lucy Liu) awakens to find herself in a morgue, transformed into a member of the undead by a vicious vampire cult. With the help of cop Clyde Rawlins (Michael Chiklis), who lost his daughter to the same sect, Sadie undertakes a mission of revenge against those who took away her life. Carla Gugino and James D'Arcy co-star in this terrifying supernatural thriller. Marilyn Manson appears as a bartender.

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Cypher
Bored with his suburban life, Morgan (Jeremy Northam) enters the world of corporate espionage, spying on rival corporations for Digicorp. It's all very exciting until he realizes he's being used as a pawn in the war between Digicorp and rival Sunways. Femme fatale Rita (Lucy Liu) may be able to help him get out of the situation alive -- if he can convince her to help him. Won the Grand Jury Prize for Fantasy at the 2003 Fantasporo Film Festival.

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